🍪 The Great Biscuit Heist (Attempted. Failed. Glorious.)

🎥 Filmed January 2025 – one year post-IVDD flare-up, and yes, look at him go!

Some dogs play fetch.
Some dogs chase squirrels.
Coco? He runs elaborate psychological operations to acquire biscuits.

Scene: Living Room. Target: Sylvie’s Biscuits.

It begins with intensity.
Coco enters the scene like an undercover agent with absolutely no chill – launching into a dramatic hop-spin-woof combo that can only mean one thing:

“Operation Distraction” is go.

Sylvie, ever the mysterious biscuit hoarder, has left her snacks untouched – just sitting there, in full view. Coco finds this deeply unacceptable. And tempting.

He circles.
He lip-licks.
He throws out the universal dog signal for “Let’s play!” — front legs down, bum in the air, a few joyful barks.

Is it excitement?
Affection?
Or the work of a biscuit bandit?

(Spoiler: It’s the biscuits.)

The Heist Plan, Unfolding in Real Time

For a solid minute, Coco performs the dance of joyful chaos.
Sylvie, off-camera but clearly unbothered, watches from her biscuit throne.

Eventually – and this is where Coco thinks he’s cracked it – she jumps down.
Coco hesitates, just long enough to look like he’s about to play.
It’s working.
It’s all happening.
He starts inching toward the target…

But Sylvie’s no fool.

She catches on in record time, leaps back up to her post, and calmly, smugly, eats the biscuits.

Coco aborts the mission.
Foiled.
Outwitted.
Possibly betrayed by hope itself.

The Aftermath

Was he disappointed? Maybe.
Was it one of the most creative biscuit-related strategies we’ve ever seen? Absolutely.
Did he recover with dignity? Debatable.

But here’s what matters most:

This video — silly and chaotic and so Coco — was filmed one year after his worst IVDD flare-up.
A year after pain, paralysis, and strict cage rest.
And now? He’s jumping, scheming, playing, and plotting biscuit heists again.

That, friends, is the real victory.

🦴 Biscuit Bandits Unite!

Has your dog ever staged a dramatic snack operation?
Do you live with a canine criminal mastermind or a stealthy snack hoarder?

We want to hear about it!
Tell us your funniest treat heist stories in the comments 🐾

🎥 Loved this snack-sized drama? Check out more of Coco’s greatest antics from his unexpected fear of birthday cake to a full list of things that absolutely terrify him.

💛 And if you’re wondering how this floofy schemer bounced back after spinal trouble, read Coco’s IVDD recovery story – a tale of bravery, biscuits, and big personality.

Because when it comes to biscuits… it’s every pup for themselves.

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